Sorry to disappoint, PIE isn't recruiting for this one I'm afraid. 

Our expertise - in the market this client is looking for - could be called into question!

I'm also not quite sure how we'd put together our candidate assessment question list, or indeed how we'd benchmark someone's skills or suitability for this type of role.

However, along with Chocolate Biscuit Taster, the Panda Hugger, and the one we had selling beach buggies based from the Carribean for two weeks every month, we'll add it to the Job Hall of Fame.

Applications directly to the Client...enjoy!